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13/01/2008
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屁话连篇 放屁 屁模屁样
放屁的问题
香港街头贴标志“不准放屁”记者在香港曾多次去伊丽莎白医院去采访，每次走在佐敦道上准备拐进医院门口时，都能看到一处红绿灯上贴着“不准放屁”的标志。香港是法治社会，对于在街头乱张贴的行为，要处罚1500港元，实在琢磨不透此标志用意。昨日，记者干脆找香港人问问，谁规定“不准放屁”。一路人答：“不是政府规定的吧？会不会小孩贴着好玩？”另一路人说：“附近是医院，这种方式告诉人们不要吸烟。”第三个路人说：“香港人创意多样，是不是环保团体贴上，意在提醒汽车减排？”
问了几个人，大多数人不知道是谁贴上的。到底是个冷笑话，还是真有某种指意，那就看读者仁者见仁、智者见智了。不过可以肯定的是香港政府并未规定“不准放屁”。
有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。”医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。”一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭！”医生说：“太好了！你的嗅觉正常了，现在开始治听觉。”
Loan Repayments :
Roughly on a loan of RM 300,000, the repayments may be
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Buying Home Insurance
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